You may not think this story is particularly funny. And is it really? I mean, the idiot ate nearly 3 avocados and thought that was a good idea? And he has a PhD... *snicker*.
Anyway, like I said, this sad little story is the source of my entertainment for the evening. I guess that's what happens when you are an adult... things becoming as boring as chicken broth (FYI: I find chicken broth incredibly boring). What happened to those wild days when I went partying all the time and got drunk and woke up in strange places? Oh wait... that never happened to me.... at least not that I can remember. Hmmm... either that did happen and I really can't remember anything or I studied physics and astronomy as a student in college. I think it was the latter...
So, yea, I'm totally lame. But you know what? I don't really care. I like my quiet evenings and receiving random texts from people who eat too much guacamole. Who cares what you do as long as *you* enjoy doing it?!
Oy, I've written like 5 paragraphs and the only points I think I've made are:
1) Don't eat 3 avocados - you will regret it.
2) Be yourself and do what you want (unless doing what you want involves eating 3 avocados).
So, there you go boys and girls... the best I can do on this Friday night. Uh... have a good weekend I guess...
|31 year old scientist not doing science|
Also, why does my chest look so big here??
|Man who eats too many avocados.|
Also, I am guessing this will be his expression in a few hours.
But without the hat...